13 hours ago
Friday, October 3, 2008
At the car wash, Baby.
I took my car to the car wash today to vacuum it out. As I was cleaning the garbage out of the backseat, the guy next to me looks at me and says "Nice car!" I knew he was lying and up to something because I drive a 1999 Dodge Intrepid; not exactly a car known to make men drool with desire. Before I could say anything he says "So, you're from Kentucky?" I reply "no, but my husband is." Then he says "Oh. You're married?" (Ummm...yeah! I just said I had a husband; usually a good tip-off that someone is married!) I answered that I was, in fact, married. Then he looks at me and asks "Happily married?" (Seriously??) I once again answered in the affirmative. The guy says "Oh, okay," and turns back to his car, clearly devastated by the fact that he was rejected by an absolutely beautiful happily married woman.
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Oh My Gosh!!! That is classic!!!! :) Alicia
LOL, why is it when a guy hits on you and finds out you're married, his first instinct is to say that: "Happily married??" What a doofus.
Yeah, doofus is about right! haha
What a weasel! What would he have done if you had indicated that you weren't happy? And who would say that to a complete stranger anyway? It must be such a trial to be a guy magnet like you, Michelle! They can hardly help themselves!
Oh my goodness! That's hilarious!!! (Did he put his glasses back on when he got in his car? :P )
That's an awesome story!
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